Thursday, June 5, 2008

The UroClub

You are golfing and feel the need to take a leak. There's no washroom in the near vicinity, nor are there any trees or bushes. So you reach for your 15th club in your bag. What kind of club is that, you say? It is your rescue club, the UroClub.
"The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home."


Wednesday, June 4, 2008

What a twist!

I can't wait to see M. Night Shaymalan's new movie, The Penis.

Numb Nut?

Best moment in Spelling Bee 2008. This is what happens when you combine kids and words that sound provocative. Mulva?

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Rachael Ray's Tasty Travels

A while ago, we were at Monks and talking about TV shows. Then the topic somehow moved on to Rachael Ray's Tasty Travels. Someone thought that the name of the show sounded too much like a title for a porn movie. Well, I guess Rachael Ray did something similar. Before she was famous, she taught Sex Education classes to New England debutants. Here is a long lost record from one of those sessions:

No, man! Not the gas!

"Listen to me. When that car rolls into that dealership, and that tank is bone dry, I want you to be there with me when everyone says, Kramer and that other guy, oh, they went further to the left of the slash than anyone ever dreamed!"

Find out how far your car can go on when the gas light comes on:

Tank on Empty

Can you go further than E and experience that high?

Monday, June 2, 2008

Now that is talent

Bananas are the world's most popular fruit. However, they may be on the road to extinction:

Why bananas are a parable for our times

Oh no, no more bananas? Does that mean that we can't have any move fun with this fruit like in this video on how to properly peel a banana?

Joke of the Week

Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich." The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down." The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood!" as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"