Buttock Enlarging Cream

Is this what Jennifer Lopez has been using all this time? Or maybe it is the secret Kim Kardashian ever grown behind.

Seinfeld hits the road

The Seinfeld Campus Tour sets out on its 26 city, 10,000 mile tour making stops at college campuses and various other outlets.

Seinfeld Campus Tour

Cold Cuts Quiz

Put a Jackie Davis record on, wear your butcher's coat, and start up the slicer. Now test your knowledge of cold cuts:

Cold Cuts Quiz

70 creative business cards

Here is a bunch of amazingly creative business cards.

70 Amazing Business Cards

I still like the one Patrick Bateman has in American Psycho.

Testing your accents

Test to see if you can recognize where someone's accent is from:

Can you guess where I'm from?

The GoateeSaver

The GoateeSaver helps you get the perfect goatee. Put the GoateeSaver on your face, bite down on the mouth piece, make adjustments, and shave around it.

The GoateeSaver

Joke of the Week

Two Jewish men, Morrey and Eli were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. Morrey asked Eli, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in China?"

Eli replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter came by, Eli asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?" and the waiter said, "I don't know, I'll ask the cooks."

He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Chinese Jews."

Eli wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he was dealing with Gwai Lo's gave the expected answer, "I will check again," and went back into the kitchen.

While the waiter was away, Morrey said, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returned and said, "The head cook said there is no Chinese Jews."

"Are you certain?" Morrey asked once again, "I can't believe there are no Chinese Jews!"

"I ask everyone," replied the exasperated waiter. "All we have is orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews."