Friday, August 29, 2008

Friday Fun

Calling all engineers. Test your skills by building a moving object reach its destination:

Fantastic Contraption

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Bankers vs Consultants

Damn it feels good to be a banker.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Rude Rainbow with Zippy

British kids show with some innuendos.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Meet the Torrances

Kirk Demarais created a bunch of movie family paintings as part of the Crazy 4 Cult art show. For more of his other works, you can check them out here.







Things to do with leftover coffee grounds

Don't throw out that leftover coffee grounds. There are plenty of other uses for them. Like using the grounds as a skin exfoliant, deodorizer, and hair shine solution. It is the natural WD-40. Here are some more uses:

11 Good Reasons Why Coffee Grounds are Worth Keeping

Monday, August 25, 2008

Joke of the Week

A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler.

The little boy asks, "Can I have a beer Grandpa?"

Grandpa replies, "Can your pecker touch your ass?"

The little boy answered, "No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker."

Gramps says, "Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer."

A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asks, "Can I have a cigar Grandpa?"

Once again, Grandpa asks, "Can your pecker touch your ass?"

Once again the little boy replies, "No, it's too little."

Gramps replies, "Then you're not man enough to have a cigar".

A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies. Grandpa asks, "Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?"

The boy asks, "Can your pecker touch your ass?"

Gramps replies, "Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass."

The little boy replies, "Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made these for me."

Friday, August 22, 2008

Friday Fun

Put your spatial perception into perspective with this 3d puzzle game. Assemble as many images from an abstract cloud as you can before time runs out.

Coign of Vantage

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Celebrity Endorsements

Apple ad with a young Jerry Seinfeld




HP ad with Jerry Seinfeld



Other Celebrity Endorsements

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Unbelievable Medical Conditions

A woman who orgasms 200 times a day, a man who cannot get fat, a girl who only eats tic tacs. Unbelievable medical oddities, but does not compare to randomly twitching arm movements. Nevertheless, here are these other stories:

10 People with Unbelievable Medical Conditions

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Easy Butter Dispenser

I have been searching everywhere to find a butter dispenser, and this is exactly what I am looking for. The one click butter cutter.

What am I going to be using this for, you may ask? To dispense as a sun tan lotion, of course!

Monday, August 18, 2008

Joke of the Week

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he left the bar some time later, he realized that his horse had been stolen.

The cowboy rushed back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking, and then fired a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse!" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I did back in Texas. And let me tell you, I don't wanna have to do what I did back in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly.

The cowboy had another beer then walked outside to find his horse was back. So, he saddled up and prepared to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and said, "Say partner, what happened in Texas anyway?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"

Friday, August 15, 2008

Sumo Coffee Table

When I start working on my coffee table book about coffee tables, this sumo wrestler coffee table is going to be on the cover.

Friday Fun at the Office

Here are a few things to try out for an afternoon of fun and pranks at the office:

Friday Fun

Switch is a simple puzzle game that requires you to collect balls. You must collect the same colour, or you will lose all your balls, and your life. When you are done collecting one color, click the mouse to switch colors.

Switch

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Buttock Enlarging Cream

Is this what Jennifer Lopez has been using all this time? Or maybe it is the secret Kim Kardashian ever grown behind.


Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Seinfeld hits the road

The Seinfeld Campus Tour sets out on its 26 city, 10,000 mile tour making stops at college campuses and various other outlets.







Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Cold Cuts Quiz

Put a Jackie Davis record on, wear your butcher's coat, and start up the slicer. Now test your knowledge of cold cuts:

Cold Cuts Quiz

70 creative business cards

Here is a bunch of amazingly creative business cards.

70 Amazing Business Cards

I still like the one Patrick Bateman has in American Psycho.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Testing your accents

Test to see if you can recognize where someone's accent is from:

Can you guess where I'm from?

The GoateeSaver

The GoateeSaver helps you get the perfect goatee. Put the GoateeSaver on your face, bite down on the mouth piece, make adjustments, and shave around it.



Joke of the Week

Two Jewish men, Morrey and Eli were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. Morrey asked Eli, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in China?"

Eli replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter came by, Eli asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?" and the waiter said, "I don't know, I'll ask the cooks."

He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Chinese Jews."

Eli wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he was dealing with Gwai Lo's gave the expected answer, "I will check again," and went back into the kitchen.

While the waiter was away, Morrey said, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returned and said, "The head cook said there is no Chinese Jews."

"Are you certain?" Morrey asked once again, "I can't believe there are no Chinese Jews!"

"I ask everyone," replied the exasperated waiter. "All we have is orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews."

Friday, August 8, 2008

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Bathroom Prank

When Eduardo went on vacation, his co-workers converted his office into a bathroom.

Vote for George

George Costanza has been asked by the California Democrats to run for senate!




They're big, they're tall...

The Top 10 Phallic structures

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Keyboard Napkins

Eating your lunch at your desk at work? Your keyboard can accumulate more bacteria than on your toilet. Well, the keyboard napkin helps prevents those nasty crumbs from getting into your keyboard.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

What your toothbrushes do when you are out

Oral sex of course!





Pret-ty Pret-ty Good

Test your knowledge on Curb Your Enthusiasm:



Monday, August 4, 2008

Joke of the Week

A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.

"What troubles you, Sister?" asks the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family."

"It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ."

"I seem to recall that," the Mother Superior agreed. "So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?"

"Far from it," snorted the Sister. "In fact, I even took the Lord's name in vain today!"

"Goodness, Sister!" gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. "You must tell me all about it!"

"Well, we were on the fifth tee... and this hole is a monster, Mother - 540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg left and a hidden green... and I hit the drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made. And it's flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted... and it hits a bird in mid-flight not 100 yards off the tee!"

"Oh my!" commiserated the Mother. "How very unfortunate! But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!"

"No, that wasn't it," admitted Sister. "While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!"

"Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!" sympathised Mother.

"But I didn't, Mother Superior!" sobbed the Sister. "And I was so proud of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off with my ball still clutched in his paws!"

"So that's when you cursed?" said the Mother with a knowing smile.

"Nope, that wasn't it either," cried the Sister, anguished, "because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!"
M
other Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said... "DON'T TELL ME YOU MISSED THE FUCKING PUTT!?"

Friday, August 1, 2008

Grass Flip Flops

Doughnut maker, Krispy Kreme has developed a grass flip flop that allows stressed out office workers to put them on and feel like they are walking in the park.

Now, if they could put some sandpaper on the flip flops to make you feel like you are walking on the beach.

Krispy Kreme Grass Flip Flops


Friday Fun

The ultimate Rock, Paper, Scissors with 25 gestures!

Rock, Paper, Scissors