Joke of the Week

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.

She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7am."Signed, "The Blonde."

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was the following note: "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

Happy Halloween

Have you ever discover a marking on your driveway on the morning after Halloween? Well, there seems to be a Halloween Candy Code among kids such as these markings.

Ethnic Candy

Out of Candy, now giving out sauce packets from Taco Bell

For more markings: Kids Halloween Candy Code

Friday Fun

Test your Short Term Memory

The short term memory checker

German Police are Looking for Animal

German traffic police are looking for a speeding Muppet. An Audio A4 Avant has been repeatedly photographed speeding on speeding cameras. The speed cameras in Germany take pictures of drivers who sit on the left side of the car, so UK cars cannot be identified.

This ingenious driver has strategically placed Animal on the left side of his car.

German police seek speeding British Muppet

What Kind of Food are You?

You Are Chinese Food

Exotic yet ordinary. People think they've had enough of you, but they're back for more in an hour.

What Kind of Food Are You?

Wassup 2008

Let's see what the Budweiser Wassup guys are up to after 8 years.

Joke of the Week

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $5 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $5 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.

He further announced that he would now buy at $10. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.

The offer increased to $15 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50. However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

In the man's absence, the assistant told the villagers "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $45 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. Then they never again saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

And THAT ladies and gentleman is how the stock market works...