Thursday, August 7, 2008
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Keyboard Napkins
Eating your lunch at your desk at work? Your keyboard can accumulate more bacteria than on your toilet. Well, the keyboard napkin helps prevents those nasty crumbs from getting into your keyboard.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Monday, August 4, 2008
Joke of the Week
A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
"What troubles you, Sister?" asks the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family."
"It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ."
"I seem to recall that," the Mother Superior agreed. "So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?"
"Far from it," snorted the Sister. "In fact, I even took the Lord's name in vain today!"
"Goodness, Sister!" gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. "You must tell me all about it!"
"Well, we were on the fifth tee... and this hole is a monster, Mother - 540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg left and a hidden green... and I hit the drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made. And it's flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted... and it hits a bird in mid-flight not 100 yards off the tee!"
"Oh my!" commiserated the Mother. "How very unfortunate! But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!"
"No, that wasn't it," admitted Sister. "While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!"
"Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!" sympathised Mother.
"But I didn't, Mother Superior!" sobbed the Sister. "And I was so proud of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off with my ball still clutched in his paws!"
"So that's when you cursed?" said the Mother with a knowing smile.
"Nope, that wasn't it either," cried the Sister, anguished, "because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!"
M
other Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said... "DON'T TELL ME YOU MISSED THE FUCKING PUTT!?"
Friday, August 1, 2008
Grass Flip Flops
Doughnut maker, Krispy Kreme has developed a grass flip flop that allows stressed out office workers to put them on and feel like they are walking in the park.
Now, if they could put some sandpaper on the flip flops to make you feel like you are walking on the beach.
Krispy Kreme Grass Flip Flops
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