Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
If your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer
...Wack!
Now let's try this. If your ring finger is longer than your index finger, you are more likely to be successful.
Ring finger length linked to City stockbrokers' success, claim scientists
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Brushing Up on your MacGyver Skills
You broke the cork on your wine bottle, and now there are bits of cork in the wine. What to do? Pour the wine through a coffee filter. This and 80 other useful tidbits can be found here:
Extraordinary Uses for 16 Ordinary Household Items
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Joke of the Week
At 78 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 78 year old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door. It's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action." Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it... Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more action.
And, once again they enjoy each other, but as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says, "You mean I was here already?"
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