Tuesday, March 31, 2009

99 Seinfeld Refernces

Look at the picture below and see if you can find all 99 references to Seinfeld.

99 Seinfeld References

Monday, March 30, 2009

More stupid food reviewers

Okay, what is wrong with these people??? Reading some more food reviews on the net has made me conclude there are indeed morons amongst us. Take this guy who provided a review about Salade de Fruits and complained about their fries. "They cut their own but don't bother sizing them. They should probably use McCain instead for more consistent size". WHAT THE F*CK?!?!? McCain Fries? Are you joking me? A French restaurant... Use McCain fries. Are you just plain dumb? It's like telling Tojo's to used canned tuna or telling Vij's to use prepared curry mix! Moron, you should dine where you belong... McDonald's. Read it for yourself here:


It's the 3rd review down... I'm still shaking my head....

Joke of the Week

A manufacturing plant was in full swing one day. The company's massive machine was humming along, taking in the raw materials at one end and churning out the finished product at the other. All of a sudden, the machine stopped and ground to a halt. Workers climbed all over it like ants to get it started again. The plant's manager stormed out of his office to find out why his multi-million- dollar machine wasn't making him any money. He listened to his people saying they couldn't figure it out, and he told them to call a technician.

Soon a tech arrived, and the manager frantically explained to him that he needed his machine back as soon as possible. The technician listened patiently, took one look at the massive hulk of motionless metal, and immediately walked over to a small panel, opening a tiny door inside to see a screw. The technician took a screwdriver and turned the screw one-quarter turn to the right, and the machine suddenly came back to life as if nothing was wrong. The manager hurried over to thank the technician, shook his hand, and asked what he owed him for saving his company.

The technician answered, "$100,000.00".

The manager looked at him and said, "You were here less than two minutes and just turned one screw. How can you charge so much? Give me an itemised bill."
he technician calmly wrote out on a piece of paper:
-Turning of one screw: $1.00
-Knowing which screw to turn: $99,999.00

Friday, March 27, 2009

Friday Fun

Musical Catch 2

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Transforming your desk into a nap station

George Costanza had a great idea to make a small compartment under your desk to take a nap in. Here is another idea, converting your clothes into a pillow.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Joke of the Week

A widowed elderly lady was sunbathing on a beach in Fort Myers, FL. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello sir, how are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Cape Coral," he answered and again resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, and noticing that his book was about veterinary medicine, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?" With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and on to hers, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!

When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

Friday, March 20, 2009