Bumper Nuts Part Deux

As I was driving to work today I noticed a set of bumper nuts on a VW Jetta. Since I now know what bumper nuts are, I thought it was cool that I actually got to see one up close and personal. Weird thing was the set of nuts was not on the bottom of the car but hanging off the back of the trunk. Now if these things are meant to simulate nuts on a car, the fact that's it's hanging mid level off the trunk must be akin to having getting your nuts caught in your zipper. The only thing i can say about that is frank and beans....

Hell's This...Answered

I would like to thank the anonymous commenter for enlightening me on the truck testicles. Quite the classy contraption this is.

I suppose you're never too old to learn something new.

Henry Ford must be turning in his grave. However, I say this is a helluva product for Kramerica Industries.

PS This would look good with my Club and Window Visor