You have to see the baby

Here are some examples of what parents of the 80's do to their kids:



8 Good Examples Of What Happens When Geeks Have Children

Baby's First Internet

Baby's First Internet is an online book by Kevin Fanning and Kean Soo that helps teach young ones about the Internet:

Baby's First Internet

How to traumatize your baby

Here are 20 inventions that will be sure to traumatize junior. My favorite, the Baby Mop. Get junior doing chores at an early age.

20 Baby Products Great For Traumatizing Infants

Baby-proofing your computer

When your kids start to get interested in playing with your computer, most likely the first things they know how to do are to delete your files, renaming things, and moving your most important files into the most obscure places. Try installing Baby Smash.

"As babies smash on the keyboard, colored shapes, letters and numbers appear on the screen. Baby Smash will lock out the Windows Key, as well as Ctrl-Esc and Alt-Tab so your baby can't get out of the application. Pressing ALT-F4 will exit the application and Shift-Ctrl-Alt-O brings up the options dialog."

Hopefully, junior will not learn to press ALT-F4 very quickly.