SkyMall Products

Skymall, the shopping catalog that you find on airplanes often comes out with awesome products. Items like the Dough-Nu-Matic, Pop-Up Hot Dog Cooker, and Mini Beer Pub are great examples of must-haves for any home. Sometimes there are items that you wonder who are the people buying this kind of stuff:

The 5 Most Ridiculous SkyMall Products Money Can Buy

The NoseAid is just plain dumb. Try using the ancient Chinese remedy of shoving up a lettuce leaf up your nose to stop a nose bleed.

Baby-proofing your computer

When your kids start to get interested in playing with your computer, most likely the first things they know how to do are to delete your files, renaming things, and moving your most important files into the most obscure places. Try installing Baby Smash.

"As babies smash on the keyboard, colored shapes, letters and numbers appear on the screen. Baby Smash will lock out the Windows Key, as well as Ctrl-Esc and Alt-Tab so your baby can't get out of the application. Pressing ALT-F4 will exit the application and Shift-Ctrl-Alt-O brings up the options dialog."

Hopefully, junior will not learn to press ALT-F4 very quickly.

Condiment Gun

It is not the ketchup and mustard together in a squeeze bottle that Kramerica is developing, but it is a pretty good dispensing idea for condiments.

The Condiment Gun

I wonder if there is one for salsa?

The UroClub

You are golfing and feel the need to take a leak. There's no washroom in the near vicinity, nor are there any trees or bushes. So you reach for your 15th club in your bag. What kind of club is that, you say? It is your rescue club, the UroClub.

"The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home."

The ACME Corporation

What is this Acme Corporation? It must be the biggest company in the world, since it produces products like anvils, invisible paint, trick bones, and much more. Check out its catalog:

The Original Illustrated Catalog Of ACME Products

ACME looks to be a huge competitor for Kramerica and Vandelay Industries.

Food Inventions

Sporks, apple jar with spoon, pig cooking lid are a few of the items currently displayed at the Destination Japan collection at MOMA.

The spork was designed to eliminate waste with disposible chopsticks.

The apple jar with spoon has a spoon right in the core of the jar.

The pig cooking lid releases steam through the snot.

Teaching babies to walk

This device from 1939 shows an ingenious way to teach your baby to walk. Wooden arms holding the legs and a pulley to hold your baby upright.

The Morning After

Ever had one of those nights where you got so loaded and could not remember what you did. Then you wake up in the morning....



Looks like another invention for Kramerica!

Boston Dynamics Big Dog

This is a video of an amazing animaltronic developed by Boston Dynamic. We need to get a few of these developers hired at Kramerica to start developing our ideas.

Slipper Genie

A product that you would think that Kramerica invented, the slipper genie. You can clean your floors while you walk:

http://www.solutions.com/jump.jsp?itemID=11026&itemType=PRODUCT&RS=1&keyword=dust+slippers