Top Of The Muffin To You

There is a movement of muffin bottoms seeking equality with muffin tops! CRUMB, the Coalition of Really United Muffin Bottoms, is protesting against Bloom's muffin tops. Isn't the top part of the muffin the best part?

Muffin Tops

It's the best part. It's crunchy, it's explosive, it's where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of does it's own thing. I'll tell you. That's a million dollor idea right there. Just sell the tops.