Cellphone in Microwave

Cellphones are evil!

Joke of the Week

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN $200?"

Happy National Burger Month

Rocketboom's Joanne and Andy Warhol eating a burger:

Friday Fun

Try your skills at balancing the US budget:

Budget Hero

Bacon Tuxedo

When I wanted to wear this tuxedo for my wedding, I was vetoed immediately. I could not understand why. It was under budget, very stylish, and you will smell like bacon all day. What more can you ask?

The Bacon Tux

Chocolate shaped like....um.... yeah.....

Here are some testimonials about these chocolates:

"They’re fab – I want to get my hands on some more!"

"The chocolates look incredibly realistic and they make a great gift."

"Brilliant.............. Will make someone a lovely christmas present !!!!!!!!!!!"

Can you guess what it is? Click here to find out.

Human Tailgating

It's bad enough that we have to endure people riding your bumper while you're going 120 clicks in the fast lane but going down an escalator? What have rush hour commuters turned into in an effort to shave 5 minutes off their daily commute? As I was going down the escalator in the left lane (aka the fast lane) of the escalator this morning, this young petite girl was right on my tail. For some reason, it was strangely similar to being tailgated by a Mazda Miata. As I hurdled down the stairs two at time, warm bialy in one hand, a cup of Dean and Deluca in the other, worlds were definetely colliding. I think tomorrow morning I'm just gonna move my Chevy Suburban ass over to the right.