The Caffeine Click Test

Check how caffeinated you are right now:


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Concept Cars

In this list of 10 craziest concept cars, you will find this interesting car by Chinese automaker Tang Hua. It is shaped to be very aerodynamic. Umm...yeah. Does anyone see similarities to TV Funhouse's Ambiguously Gay Duo's car?

The Ten Craziest Concept Cars Of All Time

Getting Drunk on Bar-B-Q sauce

A store in Britain refuses to sell barbecue sauce that contained a small amount of alcohol to a 25 year old customer because she can't prove her age. They even refused to sell it to her 27 year old brother in law who could prove his age because they believed he would just give the bottle to her:

Tesco refuses to sell BBQ sauce to woman without ID

I am guessing that you will have to down a couple of Costco sized bottles of this stuff before you can get a buzz off of it. I love barbecue sauce, but I don't know anyone who loves it that much to down bulk sized bottles of it.

Condiment Gun

It is not the ketchup and mustard together in a squeeze bottle that Kramerica is developing, but it is a pretty good dispensing idea for condiments.

The Condiment Gun

I wonder if there is one for salsa?

Tropic of Cancer

Henry Miller on New York:



I would not return his book back to the library either.

Joke of the Week

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a guy carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the guy. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" I said. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the guy wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder."

I stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a fucking good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.

The Foot Fist Way

I can't wait to watch this movie:



The Foot Fist Way