Meet the Torrances

Kirk Demarais created a bunch of movie family paintings as part of the Crazy 4 Cult art show. For more of his other works, you can check them out here.

Things to do with leftover coffee grounds

Don't throw out that leftover coffee grounds. There are plenty of other uses for them. Like using the grounds as a skin exfoliant, deodorizer, and hair shine solution. It is the natural WD-40. Here are some more uses:

11 Good Reasons Why Coffee Grounds are Worth Keeping

Joke of the Week

A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler.

The little boy asks, "Can I have a beer Grandpa?"

Grandpa replies, "Can your pecker touch your ass?"

The little boy answered, "No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker."

Gramps says, "Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer."

A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asks, "Can I have a cigar Grandpa?"

Once again, Grandpa asks, "Can your pecker touch your ass?"

Once again the little boy replies, "No, it's too little."

Gramps replies, "Then you're not man enough to have a cigar".

A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies. Grandpa asks, "Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?"

The boy asks, "Can your pecker touch your ass?"

Gramps replies, "Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass."

The little boy replies, "Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made these for me."

Friday Fun

Put your spatial perception into perspective with this 3d puzzle game. Assemble as many images from an abstract cloud as you can before time runs out.

Coign of Vantage

Celebrity Endorsements

Apple ad with a young Jerry Seinfeld




HP ad with Jerry Seinfeld



Other Celebrity Endorsements

Unbelievable Medical Conditions

A woman who orgasms 200 times a day, a man who cannot get fat, a girl who only eats tic tacs. Unbelievable medical oddities, but does not compare to randomly twitching arm movements. Nevertheless, here are these other stories:

10 People with Unbelievable Medical Conditions

Easy Butter Dispenser

I have been searching everywhere to find a butter dispenser, and this is exactly what I am looking for. The one click butter cutter.

What am I going to be using this for, you may ask? To dispense as a sun tan lotion, of course!