Monday, October 27, 2008

Joke of the Week

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $5 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $5 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.

He further announced that he would now buy at $10. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.

The offer increased to $15 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50. However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

In the man's absence, the assistant told the villagers "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $45 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. Then they never again saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

And THAT ladies and gentleman is how the stock market works...

Friday, October 24, 2008

Friday Fun

Building bridges

Wooden Path

Run across space

Run

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Times are Tough

Getting free stuff at McDonald's. Don't forget the free smiles too.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Monday, October 20, 2008

DIY IKEA Hacks

Here are 10 ideas on modifying your IKEA furniture:


I especially like the one to embed a scrap bowl in your chopping table.






Joke of the Week

A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in a farmer's garden."I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato" said the boy to the farmer, pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine.

"No," said the farmer, "I get a dime for a tomato like that one."

The small boy pointed to a smaller green one, "Will you take two pennies for that one?" "

Yes, I'll give you that one for two cents." replied the farmer.

"Ok," said the small boy, sealing the deal by placing his coins in the farmer's hand, "I'll pick it up in about a week."

Friday, October 17, 2008

Friday Fun

Drag a virtual spider around your screen. Sorry, no magnifying glass.

Play with Spider

This game reminds me of the target shooting game you find at the fair. Click on items around the Oval Office to get surprises.

President Palin

Awesome shoot'em up game

Toon Crisis

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Amazing Coincidences

I love the introduction to Magnolia, describing coincidences. Here are 10 more to read about:

10 Amazing Coincidences