Monday, February 2, 2009

Bruce's Balls

In case you did not get enough of it from the Super Bowl halftime show last night, here are Bruce Springsteen's balls coming right into your face:





Courtesy of Tirico Suave.

Joke of the Week

As men age, we end up seeing more and more of the Medical establishment, which nowadays, has more and more women in it. For example, my family doctor recently referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and she is absolutely gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy. She told me that I must stop masturbating. I asked her why, and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

Friday, January 30, 2009

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Best Complaint Letter

Here's a complaint letter to Virgin Atlantic:

The best complaint letter ever?

If your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer

...Wack!

Now let's try this. If your ring finger is longer than your index finger, you are more likely to be successful.

Ring finger length linked to City stockbrokers' success, claim scientists

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Brushing Up on your MacGyver Skills

You broke the cork on your wine bottle, and now there are bits of cork in the wine. What to do? Pour the wine through a coffee filter. This and 80 other useful tidbits can be found here:

Extraordinary Uses for 16 Ordinary Household Items