Ikea seems to generate some funky names for their furniture. The Swedish Furniture Name Generator generated Vandelay as Svantelaii. 
To find out your Swedish Furniture name, click on the link above.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Swedish Furniture Name Generator
The Jerk Store
Ok, so I was walking around New York the other day, and I came across the Jerk Store. Naturally, I had to go in to see if they had any jerks in stock. Yes they did, and I bought one for $49.99! Here is the receipt:
Ok, this isn't a real receipt. You can make your own custom recipts at http://www.customreceipt.com/. You could also make your own road signs here too:
Monday, June 23, 2008
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays
There are things that people continuously say at the office that gets on my nerves. Here are 50 of them gathered by Lucy Kellaway's campaign against office jargon:
50 office-speak phrases you love to hate
Joke of the Week
On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the underground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them.
"What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?" I joked.
"It would go out," he replied very matter-of-factly.
"Really?" I asked, surprised to hear that. "Is there a lack of oxygen down there or some safety device that would extinguish it before the fumes ignited?"
"No," my co-worker continued. "The force from the explosion would blow out the match."
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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy said "Me feet are freezing, will you nip upstairs and get my slippers for me?"
"No bother", said Murphy and goes upstairs. There he finds Paddy's stunning twin 19 year old daughters sitting on the bed.
"Hello girls", he said smiling, "Your Dad sent me up here to shag the pair of ye!"
"Feck off ya liar!" they replied.
"I'll prove it!" says Murphy, so he shouts down the stairs "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course! What's the use of fucking one?"
Friday, June 20, 2008
Letters to Serial Killers
This is almost like Letters from a Nut, where a writer with too much time writes letters to various businesses with really absurd requests. The response from these businesses are hilarious.
In the Billy Letters, Bill Geerhart posing as a 10 year old boy writes to several serial killers like Charles Manson. The responses are a great read!
The Billy Letters
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