Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

There are things that people continuously say at the office that gets on my nerves. Here are 50 of them gathered by Lucy Kellaway's campaign against office jargon:

50 office-speak phrases you love to hate

Have you seen my pen?

Are you tired of your co-workers borrowing your pens and not returning them? Borrow My Pen made some pens that will be sure to raise eyebrows and have your pen returned in no time. Each pen has a fake business name with a catchy business moto that will be sure to have people from keeping the pens at their cubicle. Stuff like this are priceless:

SPRINGFIELD SEXUAL ADDICTION CENTER
From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 10 days

Electrolysis Is Us
The first Name in Unwanted Hair Removal

DR. LANCE HUGHES, PROCTOLOGY
"Turn your head and cough"

Movie Riddle

What do the movies Superman II, Officespace and Entrapment have in common?

They are all movies that have a scam to skim off tiny amounts of money from bank accounts to accumulate into one account, resulting in millions of dollars. It sessm that some guy tried to pull off something like that.

"A California man has been indicted for an inventive scheme that allegedly siphoned $50,000 from online brokerage houses E-trade and Schwab.com in six months -- a few pennies at a time."

Man Allegedly Bilks E-trade, Schwab of $50,000 by Collecting Lots of Free 'Micro-Deposits'