Have you seen my pen?

Are you tired of your co-workers borrowing your pens and not returning them? Borrow My Pen made some pens that will be sure to raise eyebrows and have your pen returned in no time. Each pen has a fake business name with a catchy business moto that will be sure to have people from keeping the pens at their cubicle. Stuff like this are priceless:

SPRINGFIELD SEXUAL ADDICTION CENTER
From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 10 days

Electrolysis Is Us
The first Name in Unwanted Hair Removal

DR. LANCE HUGHES, PROCTOLOGY
"Turn your head and cough"

Oil Alternatives

With oil at $140 a barrel, we are now getting all sorts of ways to find cheaper oil. So, this little tidbit comes from the Silicon Valley. Scientists found a bug that eats agricultural waste products like wood chips, and excretes crude oil. Bugs with oil coming out of their asses! I thought that only Texas oilmen were the only things on earth that had oil coming out of their asses.

Scientists find bugs that eat waste and excrete petrol