Twins on the 6 train
Monday, July 7, 2008
Joke of the Week
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted the man with the Porsche standing alone. She approached him. "My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men." What's your name?" she asked.
He said, "B.J. Titsengolf."
Friday, July 4, 2008
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Jumping the Shark
"Jumping the Shark" is a phrase used to describe that a TV show has passed its peak with ridiculous plotlines. The origins of this phrase came from Happy Days, when the Fonz was wearing swim trunks and his leather jacket, jumps over a shark while water skiing.
Now after the release of the latest Indiana Jones movie, there is a new phrase, "Nuked the Fridge." This is a result of the scene when Indiana Jones finds himself at ground zero at a nuclear test site and slips into a fridge. Miraculously, Indiana Jones survives.
So, start using the phrase "Nuked the Fridge" at least once during your day today.
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
The Q-Drum
The Q-Drum is a low cost rollable water container. It allows people to move 50 liters of water in a safe and hygienic way instead of carrying water on their heads. It has got to be the greatest invention since the wheel.
The Q-Drum