Joke of the Week

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted the man with the Porsche standing alone. She approached him. "My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men." What's your name?" she asked.

He said, "B.J. Titsengolf."