A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted the man with the Porsche standing alone. She approached him. "My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men." What's your name?" she asked.
He said, "B.J. Titsengolf."
Monday, July 7, 2008
Joke of the Week
Friday, July 4, 2008
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Jumping the Shark
"Jumping the Shark" is a phrase used to describe that a TV show has passed its peak with ridiculous plotlines. The origins of this phrase came from Happy Days, when the Fonz was wearing swim trunks and his leather jacket, jumps over a shark while water skiing.
Now after the release of the latest Indiana Jones movie, there is a new phrase, "Nuked the Fridge." This is a result of the scene when Indiana Jones finds himself at ground zero at a nuclear test site and slips into a fridge. Miraculously, Indiana Jones survives.
So, start using the phrase "Nuked the Fridge" at least once during your day today.
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
The Q-Drum
The Q-Drum is a low cost rollable water container. It allows people to move 50 liters of water in a safe and hygienic way instead of carrying water on their heads. It has got to be the greatest invention since the wheel.
The Q-Drum