Joke of the Week

A mother took her young daughter to an art museum. They came across a statue of a naked man.

The daughter pointed to its penis and asked, "What's that?"

The mother said, "That's something boys have and girls don't."

Her daughter said, "But I want one."

Wanting to end the conversation as quickly as possible, the mother said, "Well, if you're a good girl you'll get one when you grow up."

Her daughter asked, "And what if I'm bad?"

A security guard who overheard the conversation mumbled, "Then you'll get lots of them!"

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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she seemed to love to do.

Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?".

She replied, "Because I really miss mine."

The Dark Knight - Deleted Scene

Friday Fun

A Jenga-like puzzle game where you must eliminate supports in order to safely lower the totem in each level.

Totem Destroyer

Another puzzle game that requires you to open doors in certain order to get through.

Open Doors

I am never going to work for Yahoo

If this sign is an indication of what it is like at Yahoo, I would be very wary of going to the washrooms there.

Step Brothers - Deleted Scene

Show and Tell

How to traumatize your baby

Here are 20 inventions that will be sure to traumatize junior. My favorite, the Baby Mop. Get junior doing chores at an early age.

20 Baby Products Great For Traumatizing Infants

Golf Cart Track

The Showa-No-Mori golf course in Japan has a unique golf cart system. Your clubs are carried on a robotic cart that travels on a track around the course.