Not that your typical lawyer looks like Little John in front of his Mercedes brandishing a Jamacian belt buckle, but this lawyer is probably marketing to the right people he represents. Peter "P'Ta Mon" John Trial Lawyers is the "Q" Firm.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Worst Breakfast Sandwich Ever
My nominee for worst breakfast sandwich ever has to be Tim Horton's B.E.L.T. You would think that Bacon, Eggs, Lettuce, and Tomatoe on a toasted bagel should be a good idea, but somehow Timmy's has managed to screw this simple concept up. The problem is when you put a slice of raw tomatoe in a super heated environment with egg & bacon, it turns into a flaccid mess. Also, because the bagel is toasted to almost kevlar like hardness, the moment you bite into it, not only does it squirt out the other end but you end up wearing most of it. Definitely not the ideal way to spend a Monday morning. And yes, after eating this horrible excuse for a breakfast sandwich I did get a case of the mondays. Usually I give a three strikes you're out rule with food but in this case one is enough.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Joke of the Week
A man goes to a disco and starts chatting up a very attractive looking Chinese girl. She appears to be all over him and soon asks him back to her place for a coffee. When they get to her flat she tells him to help himself to a drink while she slips into something more comfortable.
Just as he finishes getting his drink the sexy Chinese seductress returns wearing only a see-through negligee. "I am your sex slave!" she says, "I will do absolutely ANYTHING you want"
Well the man is taken a little bit by surprise and can't believe his luck so he says: "I really fancy a 69".
"Fuck Off" she replies... "I'm not cooking ginger beef at this time of night!"
Friday, November 14, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
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