Monday, July 14, 2008

Joke of the Week

A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek says "Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon."

The Irishman replies, "Well, it was the Irish who discovered the summer and winter solstices."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."

The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, "The Irish were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars."

And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!"

The Irishman replies, "Indeed, 'tis true but it was we Irish who introduced it to women."

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