Happy Halloween

Have you ever discover a marking on your driveway on the morning after Halloween? Well, there seems to be a Halloween Candy Code among kids such as these markings.

Ethnic Candy

Out of Candy, now giving out sauce packets from Taco Bell

For more markings: Kids Halloween Candy Code

Friday Fun

Test your Short Term Memory

The short term memory checker

German Police are Looking for Animal

German traffic police are looking for a speeding Muppet. An Audio A4 Avant has been repeatedly photographed speeding on speeding cameras. The speed cameras in Germany take pictures of drivers who sit on the left side of the car, so UK cars cannot be identified.

This ingenious driver has strategically placed Animal on the left side of his car.

German police seek speeding British Muppet

What Kind of Food are You?

You Are Chinese Food

Exotic yet ordinary. People think they've had enough of you, but they're back for more in an hour.

What Kind of Food Are You?

Wassup 2008

Let's see what the Budweiser Wassup guys are up to after 8 years.

Joke of the Week

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $5 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $5 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.

He further announced that he would now buy at $10. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.

The offer increased to $15 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50. However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

In the man's absence, the assistant told the villagers "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $45 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. Then they never again saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

And THAT ladies and gentleman is how the stock market works...

Friday Fun

Building bridges

Wooden Path

Run across space

Run

Times are Tough

Getting free stuff at McDonald's. Don't forget the free smiles too.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

DIY IKEA Hacks

Here are 10 ideas on modifying your IKEA furniture:

Top 10 IKEA Furniture Mods

I especially like the one to embed a scrap bowl in your chopping table.

Joke of the Week

A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in a farmer's garden."I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato" said the boy to the farmer, pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine.

"No," said the farmer, "I get a dime for a tomato like that one."

The small boy pointed to a smaller green one, "Will you take two pennies for that one?" "

Yes, I'll give you that one for two cents." replied the farmer.

"Ok," said the small boy, sealing the deal by placing his coins in the farmer's hand, "I'll pick it up in about a week."

Friday Fun

Drag a virtual spider around your screen. Sorry, no magnifying glass.

Play with Spider

This game reminds me of the target shooting game you find at the fair. Click on items around the Oval Office to get surprises.

President Palin

Awesome shoot'em up game

Toon Crisis

Amazing Coincidences

I love the introduction to Magnolia, describing coincidences. Here are 10 more to read about:

10 Amazing Coincidences

1 Click Award

A bunch of Japanese men bowing to form the words you type in the text box.

1-click Award

Joke of the Week

A young boy enters a barber shop and the Barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The Barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the Barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store and says, "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his ice cream cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

Friday Fun

Test your geometry skills and your eyeballing abilities:

Eyeballing Game

Take On Me by A-Ha

The literal version of Take on Me:



Family Guy's version of Take on Me:

You have to see the baby

Here are some examples of what parents of the 80's do to their kids:



8 Good Examples Of What Happens When Geeks Have Children

#1 Hit Songs

Visual graphs of the top music genres over the past decades


http://www.verysmallarray.com/

Joke of the Week

Crash, the Biker, walks into a pharmacy & says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three biker babes coming over tonight. I've never had three biker babes at once, and I need something to keep me horny, keep me potent."

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra: Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!"

The next day, Crash rides down to the same pharmacy, walks right up to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices that Crash's Johnson is black and blue with the skin hanging off in some places.

Crash says, "Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat."

The pharmacist replies, "DEEP HEAT?! Are you insane? You can't put Deep Heat on your dick while it's in that condition!!"

Crash says, "I know. It's for my arms - the girls didn't show up..."

Friday Fun

Whiteboard Tower Defense

The Sarah Palin Show

Tonight's the VP debate, otherwise known as the Sarah Palin show.

Remember to have your Sarah Palin bingo cards ready when you are watching:

Sarah Palin Bingo Cards

Don't Vote

Jonah Hill just steals this entire PSA.