Have you ever discover a marking on your driveway on the morning after Halloween? Well, there seems to be a Halloween Candy Code among kids such as these markings.
Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
German traffic police are looking for a speeding Muppet. An Audio A4 Avant has been repeatedly photographed speeding on speeding cameras. The speed cameras in Germany take pictures of drivers who sit on the left side of the car, so UK cars cannot be identified.
This ingenious driver has strategically placed Animal on the left side of his car.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $5 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $5 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.
He further announced that he would now buy at $10. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.
The offer increased to $15 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50. However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
In the man's absence, the assistant told the villagers "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $45 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."
The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. Then they never again saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!
And THAT ladies and gentleman is how the stock market works...
Friday, October 24, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in a farmer's garden."I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato" said the boy to the farmer, pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine.
"No," said the farmer, "I get a dime for a tomato like that one."
The small boy pointed to a smaller green one, "Will you take two pennies for that one?" "
Yes, I'll give you that one for two cents." replied the farmer.
"Ok," said the small boy, sealing the deal by placing his coins in the farmer's hand, "I'll pick it up in about a week."
Friday, October 17, 2008
Drag a virtual spider around your screen. Sorry, no magnifying glass.
Play with Spider
This game reminds me of the target shooting game you find at the fair. Click on items around the Oval Office to get surprises.
Awesome shoot'em up game
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
A young boy enters a barber shop and the Barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The Barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the Barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store and says, "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his ice cream cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
Friday, October 10, 2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Here are some examples of what parents of the 80's do to their kids:
8 Good Examples Of What Happens When Geeks Have Children
Monday, October 6, 2008
Crash, the Biker, walks into a pharmacy & says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three biker babes coming over tonight. I've never had three biker babes at once, and I need something to keep me horny, keep me potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra: Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!"
The next day, Crash rides down to the same pharmacy, walks right up to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices that Crash's Johnson is black and blue with the skin hanging off in some places.
Crash says, "Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat."
The pharmacist replies, "DEEP HEAT?! Are you insane? You can't put Deep Heat on your dick while it's in that condition!!"
Crash says, "I know. It's for my arms - the girls didn't show up..."