Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Bad restaurant reviews

Yes, that's right, I hate bad restaurant reviews. Of course I'm biased, because I review restaurants myself; but I can't stand people who review things and they have no clue what they are talking about. For instance, I am totally mystified by the individual who complained that the Shanghai buns at Shanghai Wonderful were "too juicy". TOO JUICY??? WTF??? That's the whole point of Shanghai buns. It's like saying that a burger is too "beefy" or a grilled cheese is too "cheesy". Pleeeeeease.... How about the individual who proclaimed that his hot and sour soup at Victoria Restaurant took too long since he "knows" that the soup is ready in the back. The waitress just merely needs to scoup it into his bowl. Hello moron, the soup is NOT ready in the back. Maybe at the diner you frequent or the "Manchu Wok" you eat at the food fair. But a classy restaurant like Victoria makes the soup fresh, since the veggies would be soggy otherwise. Oh and for the individual who complained that Posh Restaurant had only beef and pork for their all-u-can eat Sukiyaki... Dude, there is only beef in Sukiyaki! Getting pork is already a bonus! If you wanted seafood and other stuff, that's called at HOT POT and that's Chinese! So stop complaining! People! Don't talk smack if you don't even know the difference between a cocktail weiner and a roll of Mentos!

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