Now that it is back to school time, here are a few Skytrain etiquette reminders:
I recently visited a few traditional buffets and noticed that people are indeed morons. A buffet is no excuse to act like a neanderthal. It's all-you-can eat, not all-you-can-crude. Here are my oberservations:
1] If you do not cut into line at a store lineup waiting to pay for your purchase, do not cut into line to get that meatball.
2] Do not take a plate, touch it, inspect it and decide it's dirty and place it back on the plate stack in front of somebody.
3] Do not pick one-by-one, the best piece of rib in front of everyone.
4] Do not take all the shrimp when there is a lineup behind you.
5] Do not eat so much that you have to puke in the washroom for the next person to see.
6] Do not stare at the fat people.
7] For god's sake, tip the wait staff, they still clean up the crap that you leave behind.
8] Do not take a mound of food on 3 different plates, it's a buffet, there will be more food.
9] Do not secretly place food in your purse, it's against the rules and frankly it's disgusting.
10] Be polite, don't grunt like a caveman, even though you are gorging like one.
11] Don't complain about the food especially if the buffet costs you $10. What did you expect?
If we follow some general rules of the buffet, we would all be happier, if not fuller.
It's almost as if you have no business training at all...
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