Friday Fun

Build your own robots to do assigned tasks:

IncrediBot

Newspaper Ads

Here are some real newspaper clippings.

Real Ads

80's Shawshank

If the Shawshank Redemption was made in the 80's, here is what the ending would be like:

Joke of the Week

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says, "Grandpa... go home! You're drunk!"

Friday Fun

A dice game of skill and chance

Zilch

Picking up after your dog

Here is a nice design for a pooper scooper.

Shipoop

Need a Good Lawyer?

Not that your typical lawyer looks like Little John in front of his Mercedes brandishing a Jamacian belt buckle, but this lawyer is probably marketing to the right people he represents. Peter "P'Ta Mon" John Trial Lawyers is the "Q" Firm.

Coolest Lawyer Ever

Worst Breakfast Sandwich Ever

My nominee for worst breakfast sandwich ever has to be Tim Horton's B.E.L.T. You would think that Bacon, Eggs, Lettuce, and Tomatoe on a toasted bagel should be a good idea, but somehow Timmy's has managed to screw this simple concept up. The problem is when you put a slice of raw tomatoe in a super heated environment with egg & bacon, it turns into a flaccid mess. Also, because the bagel is toasted to almost kevlar like hardness, the moment you bite into it, not only does it squirt out the other end but you end up wearing most of it. Definitely not the ideal way to spend a Monday morning. And yes, after eating this horrible excuse for a breakfast sandwich I did get a case of the mondays. Usually I give a three strikes you're out rule with food but in this case one is enough.

100 Movie Spoilers

Flair Hair Visor

Having a bad hair day? Or do you want to cover up the baldness. Try the Flair Hair Visor.

Joke of the Week

A man goes to a disco and starts chatting up a very attractive looking Chinese girl. She appears to be all over him and soon asks him back to her place for a coffee. When they get to her flat she tells him to help himself to a drink while she slips into something more comfortable.

Just as he finishes getting his drink the sexy Chinese seductress returns wearing only a see-through negligee. "I am your sex slave!" she says, "I will do absolutely ANYTHING you want"

Well the man is taken a little bit by surprise and can't believe his luck so he says: "I really fancy a 69".

"Fuck Off" she replies... "I'm not cooking ginger beef at this time of night!"

Friday Fun

Tetris/Jenga Mashup

99 Bricks

Dancing Squirrels

Civilized Approaches to Eating

Eating a chocolate bar with a knife and fork:



How about eating popcorn with chopsticks:

Joke of the Week

Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. It was their favourite moment of the week. Then one of the lawyers was transferred to an office in another city. It wasn't quite the same without him.

A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. One day she overheard the remaining three talking about their golf round at the coffee table. Curious, she spoke up, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in college and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you next week?"

The three lawyers looked at each other. They were hesitant. Not one of them wanted to say "yes", but she had them on the spot. Finally, one man said it would be okay, but they would be starting pretty early, at 6:30 am. He figured the early tee-time would discourage her immediately. The woman said this might be a problem, and asked if she could possibly be up to 15 minutes late. They rolled their eyes, but said this would be okay.

She smiled, and said, "Good, then I'll be there either at 6:30 or 6:45." She showed up right at 6:30, and wound up beating all three of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round. She was a fun and pleasant person the entire round. The guys were impressed!

Back in the clubhouse they congratulated her and happily invited her back the next week. She smiled, and said, "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45." The next week she again showed up at 6:30 Saturday morning. Only this time, she played left-handed. The three lawyers were incredulous as she still managed to beat them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand. By now the guys were totally amazed, but wondered if she was just trying to make them look bad by beating them left-handed.

They couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant and didn't seem to be showing them up, but each man began to harbour a burning desire to beat her!
In the third week they all had their game faces on... But this week she was 15 minutes late! This had the guys irritable because each was determined to play the best round of golf of his life, to beat her. As they waited for her, they figured her late arrival was some petty gamesmanship on her part. Finally, she showed up.
This week the lady lawyer played right-handed, which was a good thing since she narrowly beat all three of them. However, she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong play; it was hard to hold a grudge against her. This woman was a riddle no one could figure out!

Back in the clubhouse she had all three guys shaking their heads at her ability. They had a couple of beers after their round which helped the conversation loosen up. Finally, one of the men could contain his curiosity no longer. He asked her point blank, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"
The lady blushed, and grinned. She said, "That's easy when my Dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I have always had fun switching back and forth. Then when I met my husband in college and got married, I discovered he always sleeps in the nude.

From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I left in the morning for golf practice, I would pull the covers off him. If his you-know-what was pointing to the right, I golfed right-handed; if it was pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed.
All the guys on the team thought this was hysterical. Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys shot back, "But what if it pointed straight up in the air?" She said, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late..."

Friday Fun

Another physics game

Splitter

Men's Underwear Repair Kit

Tired of flipping around your underwear cause all of your other pieces have holes, broken elastic, etc? You don't have to, now that you can get the Men's Underwear Repair Kit.

Inventions

What do popsicles, microwaves, ice cream cones, champagne, brandy, post-its, potato chips, penicillin, pacemakers, and super glue have in common? They are all inventions invented by accident.

Accidental Inventions

Super Tuesday

Today is the day!

Presidential Dance Off



Barack Obama Eats Babies

Joke of the Week

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.

She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7am."Signed, "The Blonde."

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was the following note: "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."