Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Carnival Time

It is carnival time! Ever walk down a midway to get your ego boosted by all of the carnies, then have it all blown away by playing the games. Here is an article on how to win at the carnival.

Win at the Carnival

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Senior Citizen Bumper Stickers

For more stickers follow this link.

Your Morning Coffee

We all wake up, and many of us reach for that amazing potion that we call coffee. I cannot live without it as part of my daily routine. But people are different, and here is a list of what people do while they enjoy their morning cup of coffee:

Coffee Habits: 10 Things People Do with the First Cup of the Day

What do you do when you are taking in your first cup of coffee?

Monday, July 28, 2008

List of Unusual Names

If you are ever get caught in a bind and need to come up with a fake name, here is a list of unusual names:

List of unusual personal names

A few notables:

  • Espn - The name of two boys from Michigan and Texas, named for the popular cable sports channel ESPN
  • Optimus Prime. A member of the United States National Guard which legally changed his name to one of a Transformers character
  • Number 16 Bus Shelter - Registered name of a child in New Zealand
  • Dick Assman - Canadian service station owner whose name propelled him to international celebrity status in 1995.
  • Seymour Cocks - British politician
  • Dick Seaman - early British Grand Prix racing star
  • Rusty Kuntz - baseball player

Joke of the Week

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.

He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. "I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request.

"I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.

He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?"

"I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied. "No, I won't." "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."

With that, he laughed so hard he lost his balance and fell off the bar stool.

"See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!" "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."

Saturday, July 26, 2008

What's the deal with Dubs?

So what exactly is the deal with dubs that every man, woman, and grandpa feel the need to trick out their rides with oversized rims no matter how hideous they may look? Chrysler 300's, Cadillac Escalades and Yukon Denali's seem to be the usual culprits. Has anyone seen a Cadillac Escalade out there that rides on anything less than 22's?

Don't get me wrong, I'm a big proponent of aftermarket rims having purchased the first set of wheels for my 1991 Honda civic at a whopping 14" back in 1992. I eventually replaced those with a set of 15's and then the elusive 16's, 3 sizes larger than the original stockers. This was a big deal at the time as wheel customization was certainly in its infancy during the early 90's. Anyone with aftermarket rims was part of an underground culture and you certainly felt as if your ride was unique from a stock car.

I'm not sure what's happened in the past few years but somehow it's acceptable for 65 year old retirees to have chrome spinners on their caddy's. How about that grocery getting soccer mom with 20's on that Magnum of hers? For all the old school guys out there like me, it's time to dust off those 14's in our garages and bring this shiznit back to the streets.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Friday Fun

Move the sliding blocks to its respective color.


Friday Fun

Sushi Go Round

Thursday, July 24, 2008

12 Perfect 80's Movies

Here is a list of 12 movies from the 80's that should never be remade because they are perfect. Ferris Bueller tops the list, and it should never be remade in any way. As evident with the short-lived TV show with Jennifer Aniston.

12 Awesome 80’s Movies That Are Perfect

Robot Restaurant

A restaurant in Yiwu, China seems to have a very hard-working couple. You see them working in the restaurant from opening at 6:00AM to closing at 3:00AM, 21 hours a day. Rumors about the couple as robot workers developed in the village. Well, the mystery has been solved.

Robot restaurant mystery solved

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Grand Theft Elmo

Baby's First Internet

Baby's First Internet is an online book by Kevin Fanning and Kean Soo that helps teach young ones about the Internet:

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Name that cereal

Test your knowledge at recognizing these breakfast cereals:

Breakfast Cereal ID Quiz

Jerry got 20/20.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Dwight Schrute does the Weather

Joke of the Week

A mother took her young daughter to an art museum. They came across a statue of a naked man.

The daughter pointed to its penis and asked, "What's that?"

The mother said, "That's something boys have and girls don't."

Her daughter said, "But I want one."

Wanting to end the conversation as quickly as possible, the mother said, "Well, if you're a good girl you'll get one when you grow up."

Her daughter asked, "And what if I'm bad?"

A security guard who overheard the conversation mumbled, "Then you'll get lots of them!"

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she seemed to love to do.

Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?".

She replied, "Because I really miss mine."

Friday, July 18, 2008

The Dark Knight - Deleted Scene

Friday Fun

A Jenga-like puzzle game where you must eliminate supports in order to safely lower the totem in each level.

Totem Destroyer

Another puzzle game that requires you to open doors in certain order to get through.

Open Doors

Thursday, July 17, 2008

I am never going to work for Yahoo

If this sign is an indication of what it is like at Yahoo, I would be very wary of going to the washrooms there.

Step Brothers - Deleted Scene

Show and Tell

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

How to traumatize your baby

Here are 20 inventions that will be sure to traumatize junior. My favorite, the Baby Mop. Get junior doing chores at an early age.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Golf Cart Track

The Showa-No-Mori golf course in Japan has a unique golf cart system. Your clubs are carried on a robotic cart that travels on a track around the course.

Monday, July 14, 2008

How to cheat at the Claw Game

A little girl finds a way to get the toy she wants in the claw game:

Joke of the Week

A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek says "Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon."

The Irishman replies, "Well, it was the Irish who discovered the summer and winter solstices."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."

The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, "The Irish were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars."

And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!"

The Irishman replies, "Indeed, 'tis true but it was we Irish who introduced it to women."

Friday, July 11, 2008

McDonald's Brunch Sandwich

An Egg McMuffin Chicken Sandwich. But you can only order Egg McMuffins before 11:00AM and Chicken Selects after 11:00AM. Well, there is this little space of time where you can order both and combine them into a McDonald's Brunch Sandwich.

I would like to see them add a hashbrown patty into the sandwich to make it the ultimate sandwich.

Friday Fun

Do you have what it takes to play 4 games at the same time?


Thursday, July 10, 2008


Heineken Ad

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

The Hockey Organ

This is an awesome mashup of a bubble hockey table merged with an organ.

The Hockey Organ

The Fake Knight

Nice spoof on the Dark Knight: - Watch more free videos

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Not a square to spare

What is the correct way to hang the toilet paper? Over or under? I have always done it over, and it looks like the people at Current Configuration agrees.

Essential Life Lesson #1: Over is Right, Under is Wrong

Monday, July 7, 2008

The Brown Corporation

What does the Brown Corporation do? Well it has this really unique box called the Shit Box. "The Shit Box is a lightweight portable cardboard toilet, made specifically for outdoor use. The box pops up from a convenient 14 inch flat pack to a rigid, reusable, comfortable toilet. Each box comes with ten degradable poo bags."

I was seeing double

Twins on the 6 train

Joke of the Week

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted the man with the Porsche standing alone. She approached him. "My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men." What's your name?" she asked.

He said, "B.J. Titsengolf."

Friday, July 4, 2008

NSFW Balloon Art

Jedi Gym

An innovative way to do your workout:

Watch it until the end for the twist.

Friday Fun

Flying animals

Hedgehog Launch

Sunny Day Sky

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Jumping the Shark

"Jumping the Shark" is a phrase used to describe that a TV show has passed its peak with ridiculous plotlines. The origins of this phrase came from Happy Days, when the Fonz was wearing swim trunks and his leather jacket, jumps over a shark while water skiing.

Now after the release of the latest Indiana Jones movie, there is a new phrase, "Nuked the Fridge." This is a result of the scene when Indiana Jones finds himself at ground zero at a nuclear test site and slips into a fridge. Miraculously, Indiana Jones survives.

So, start using the phrase "Nuked the Fridge" at least once during your day today.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

The Q-Drum

The Q-Drum is a low cost rollable water container. It allows people to move 50 liters of water in a safe and hygienic way instead of carrying water on their heads. It has got to be the greatest invention since the wheel.

The Q-Drum

Beware of the Snake

Some of the best acting and special effects I have ever seen: